Take a Motto, “More than meets the eyes”. Use it far too often.
Add a Nerd who loves a Boom Chicka Wah Wah-Chick, some predictable jokes, so old that the actors parents were born, before they were used the first time.
A dull story with Good robots fighting Bad robots who can transform from a humanoid form into cars, tanks, planes, etc.
Mix it with Industry, Light and Magic and you get “Transformers”.
Why should you pay hard earned cash? As a male to see cars and Megan Fox who has a nice face and a wet-dreams-body.
The effects are OK, not grand, sometimes things happen just too fast and probably too fast, because they couldn’t do it better.
But if you want to have a story, emotions, new insights, go somewhere else.
Three out of ten.
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